Jan. 13, 2012 at 9:26pm with 40 notes
Reblogged from ejgrecian
seeing an incredibly beautiful girl
‘you bitch how are you so pretty i fucking hate you oh hey add me on facebook so i can stalk your profile pictures while i cry in my room forever alone’
Dec. 13, 2011 at 5:46pm with 670 notes
Reblogged from ejgrecian
(Source: living--d3ad)
so woke up with a laavly migraine this morning… HIGHLIGHT OF THE CHIRSTMAS HOLIDAYSS! :L
5:20pm with 1,030 notes
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(Source: bradfordgirl)
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‘I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.’
actually feeling really christmasy …. just put up my tree and just decorated it!! ahhh! so excitinggg!!!
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You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can’t be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?
